You Know You're Old When..

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

You know you're old when your missus no longer asks you if you would mind picking her up a pack of Tampax and instead asks you if you would pick her up a pack of TENA Lady.

...heavy duty long liners please - two packs.

[footstep]

When you stop TV when politics appear.

[xdemon666]

...When these happen;

1) When you're younger and a bolshy young woman(usually in company)says that you couldn't handle a girl like her,and you push out your chest and reply that you totally could,and give her the night of her life etc etc.

When you're older and a woman says that,you sigh and agree that she's probably right.

2) when you're young and in company(usually drinking in a bar or similar)with friends,and see an attractive lady,you make various comments to friends regarding various sexual scenarios you would involve aforementioned lady in.

When you're older you may still do this(but inside your head you say to yourself 'Who am I kidding?')

3) When you're young and see an attractive young lady wearing items of clothing that total about 5 items,including shoes,and would fit,entirely,in your pocket,you think to yourself about how you would like to see her minus the few items of clothing.

When you're older you hope she doesn't catch cold.

[lwolfy28]

You know you're old when you look at the Revlon Lipstick Ads at the Front of the Grocery store and say "Why the hell are actresses and pop singers in them?"

(Back in the 80's they had models do that stuff.)

[Viklas]

...when you start paying attention to commercials for antacids and laxatives.

[Sir Honkers]

When your grandson asks you how you did your homework without the internet.

[Historian]

Originally Posted by Pinkpapercut

You know you're getting old when you happen upon the VEF Grannies thread and realise that most of the old biddies in the photos are younger than you are.

...or when you look up your favourite 'vintage' models from your younger days and realise most of them are now grannies...

[Historian]

Originally Posted by xdemon666

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3) When you're young and see an attractive young lady wearing items of clothing that total about 5 items,including shoes,and would fit,entirely,in your pocket,you think to yourself about how you would like to see her minus the few items of clothing.

When you're older you hope she doesn't catch cold.

or, as happened to me at an office Christmas party a few weeks back, you hear that the attractive young lady you've been imagining you'd like to see minus those few items of clothing has recently parted company with her boyfriend and is now, like you, free and single- and then you remember you're comfortably old enough to be her father...

[krokko]

Originally Posted by TommySwiftJr.

Don't close the door behind you. Studies have found out that you lose the idea what you were going to do when you close the door behind you when leaving a room. No joke.

Walking down to the cellar and wondering why you went down there? And coming up again with lightbulbs and a bottle of wine with the hope
That at was the reason you went there at all.

[jomama]

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