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November 28th, 2017, 04:57 AM | #12841 |
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When I meet a beautiful woman, her intelligence is everything.
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November 28th, 2017, 09:19 AM | #12842 |
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November 28th, 2017, 09:23 AM | #12843 |
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It took Paul two days to map his family tree
It took Cletus two hours to map his family tree, mainly due to Cletus only having to bother with his fathers/mothers side |
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November 28th, 2017, 11:00 AM | #12846 |
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November 28th, 2017, 06:30 PM | #12847 |
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November 28th, 2017, 07:18 PM | #12848 |
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She didn't want Coke,She wanted Seven Up..
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November 28th, 2017, 07:42 PM | #12849 |
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My grown up son asked why I had two wives.
"Son, sometimes when I'm thirsty I want a coke. Are you with me so far?" "yes, dad" "Good. Now sometimes I want a pepsi, sometimes Dr. Pepper and sometimes Coca Cola" "I understand that. But what kind of coke is mom?" "The discount version" |
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December 3rd, 2017, 01:38 PM | #12850 |
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