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Old 11-13-2017, 05:03 PM   #5151
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:16 PM   #5152
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Nothing against good ol' Ellen but spending the night alone in a notorious haunted asylum could be fun! A fine place to dwell too.

At the movies, Popcorn or Ice Cream?
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Savalis`s Who Loves you baby Or Colombo`s Just one more thing ?
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