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November 4th, 2017, 01:30 PM | #2041 |
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Wasn't intending to drink today , honest
But figured tomorrow instead is when I might as well start my sobriety
In solemn contemplation of the bastard buggery failure of that cack-handled gunpowder plot Bah , if only there`d been no loose lips
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November 4th, 2017, 02:01 PM | #2042 | |
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November 4th, 2017, 02:30 PM | #2043 |
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Correct, because tomorrow I'm back on alcohol, haven't had any today
Just this no added sugar stupid pineapple bullshit liquid Tastes like , dunno health
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November 4th, 2017, 07:53 PM | #2044 |
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Having a small refreshment whilst I lose my money at a Breeders Cup party. However the Champagne and Prosecco is on Ice and it will be opened in a couple of hours. Win or Lose.
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November 4th, 2017, 08:59 PM | #2045 |
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If soft drinks and beer can be refrigerated to taste better, why can't scotch, bourbon, blended whiskey, vodka and other spirits be put into the refrigerator? I tried it and found that the scotch that I was drinking(Johnnie Walker Red) tasted better and smoother than it did when I had ice alone in the glass.
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November 5th, 2017, 02:36 PM | #2047 |
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I once read somewhere that a fine accompaniment to a chocolate dessert is chilled Johnnie Walker Gold. You should call the restaurant ahead of time so the scotch could be properly chilled.
I went to watch the Bills' game over at a friend's house. I filled a flask with Bushmill's Black Bush to nip on. Had a few nips on it last night. I couldn't finish it on Thursday, 'cause I had to drive.
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November 5th, 2017, 03:21 PM | #2048 |
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I said "Fork"
You know how I claimed wasn't going to drink any booze today
Oh you've all forgotten Phew. Then I've not let anyone down. Apart from my liver and kidneys that is Anyway I needed a drink After (In honour of our resident Canadian Trails ) , went to buy some of the syrup he recommend. Which and without a word of an embellishment let alone outright lie , I quote "Goes marvelous darling with Lean Cuisines " He told me , so "Woohoo" thought (Hey I was bound to have a thought sometime) MaxJoker (Twice removed) Until saw how much I`d have to fork out , Which is pricey even on a Mods wage Even for a Mod who also fabricates expenses
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November 5th, 2017, 07:27 PM | #2049 |
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Continuing on my quest for cheapness:
£3.08 for four 500ml cans in Asda, that’s a mere 87p a pint. Whilst I like the bonhomie of my local pub everything is from £3.20 a pint upwards. It’s a perfectly acceptable French made lager despite the German references and mention of Dresdener style. 4.5% alcohol so a decent strength and goes down in a smooth and mildly hopped way. |
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November 6th, 2017, 12:19 PM | #2050 |
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Got 6 of these and I would say Cheers , but
Can't find the damn bottle opener To lazy to go and use the car seat belt buckle
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