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Old 09-02-2017, 03:26 PM   #321
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I suggest we all go to Mass and confess our sins then have a tofu lunch
When did you become uncool
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:36 PM   #322
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You can have mine...
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Old 09-20-2017, 01:35 PM   #323
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Old 09-22-2017, 07:15 AM   #324
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Google Translate,"Pour me the same"????dosent make sense
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Google Translate,"does she do anal"????dosent make sense
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Was it good for you, too?
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Wash thy gonads for you, too?
Brian would ya put away them Brillo pads ya sick perv sure dosent me sheepdog give them the once over every month
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Bran has made me the viral Veteran I am today , if you don't believe me ask my sheep. You`ll spot my herd as it`s the one with the widest eyes , rasping bleats and most shocked expressions .
Hmmm Bran you say Teaky , you sure
Ok I`ll look into getting some oats of me own and having a good old flock too
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