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July 23rd, 2017, 02:42 PM	#12541
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,310 Times in 3,171 Posts	When my boss was recruiting we once got CVs from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. They both said that they worked well Under Pressure.

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July 24th, 2017, 08:34 AM	#12542
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When my boss was recruiting we once got CVs from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. They both said that they worked well Under Pressure.

Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

They only ended up with a May. B.

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Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

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I do recall that my boss did hire some Big Bottomed Girls.

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Queen's auditions for a lead guitarist were inconclusive.

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inconclusive interview, another one bites the dust!

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July 25th, 2017, 03:06 AM	#12546
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July 26th, 2017, 10:20 AM	#12547
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	I was also included wile auditioning David B. and Freddie M. and I told those guys that my favorite chord ever, is the K#majAb.

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July 26th, 2017, 10:43 AM	#12548
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July 26th, 2017, 10:45 AM	#12549
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July 26th, 2017, 10:46 AM	#12550
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