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4121: Old habits of your previous airline stewardess days are really becoming an irritant and an annoyance whenever you tell me "Welcome Aboard" every time I mount you!

4121B But, what really gets me is when we're finished, you say "Buh Bye.."

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July 16th, 2017, 10:47 AM	#2373
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July 16th, 2017, 03:47 PM	#2374
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