The corrupt a wish game - Page 348

**bowlinggreen** · July 14th, 2017, 05:25 PM

Wish granted. Unfortunately, in the meantime, you have died in prison while serving a lengthy term for tax evasion. At least the final rebate gets you a nice upgrade to your headstone.

I wish to be back in the 90's as my younger self, in my 20's and having just won a huge lottery jackpot, with a sexy Carla Fernandez ( also young and nubile and in her 20s) sitting naked on my lap, ready to give me congratulatory sex.

**ball7** · July 14th, 2017, 06:28 PM

^Wish granted.
Like your younger self the intercourse last 23 seconds.

I wish Trump would post on this board instead of twitter. THereby making this board a huge hit.

**old alal** · July 18th, 2017, 08:50 AM

Wish granted, Albert Trump of Cleckheaton, Yorkshire, England (for non Uk members) posts his private collection of sheep shagging pictures, and the board and it's members are a huge hit with the authorities.

I wish that for one day only, I could have one of everything advertised on TV sent to my door the day after.

**Nobody1** · July 19th, 2017, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

Wish granted, Albert Trump of Cleckheaton, Yorkshire, England (for non Uk members) posts his private collection of sheep shagging pictures, and the board and it's members are a huge hit with the authorities.

I wish that for one day only, I could have one of everything advertised on TV sent to my door the day after.

Granted. All the future special waste will be delivered to you free of charge at your doorstep. Curiously you look trough all the shiny crap. Just to understand that the belief that consumption makes happy is nothing but a big lie which corporations keep alive by dishonest TV advertising.

Disappointed, you go back into your house. There you ponder your life for hours. Finally, you set everything on fire, and spend the rest of your life alone in the nearby forest. There you collect mushrooms, stones and dead animals all day long. Just to learn that even this does not makes you happy.

I wish I had a butler.

**ball7** · July 19th, 2017, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobody1

I wish I had a butler.

Wish granted. Two weeks later after hiring your Butler (James) your bloody corpse are found in a ditch. The butler did it.

I wish more A celebrities would turn into porn stars

**Sir Honkers** · July 19th, 2017, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

I wish more A celebrities would turn into porn stars

Granted. After watching three hours of gay porn starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Ryan Reynolds, Channing Tatum, Johnny Depp and Justin Bieber, you wish you could take your wish back.
I wish the POTUS reality TV show would get cancelled.

**Nobody1** · July 20th, 2017, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish the POTUS reality TV show would get cancelled.

Your wish is my command.

The POTUS reality show is canceled, and after the unanimous adoption of an Ermächtigungsgesetz replaced by the BLOE (beloved leader or else) reality show. The show is very popular with all tallented gazillionaires. The untalented poor will be declared private property without the right to eat cake.

I wish I had a paraplegic butler.

**old alal** · July 26th, 2017, 07:59 AM

Wish Granted, however the cost of modifications to your home to allow him to function properly are crippling, and when he accidentally crashes his wheelchair into your neck when you are lying on the floor, you cannot afford the care you need following your spinal cord injury. You live for 30 years in total agony.

I wish I could find a new element.

**bloke57** · July 26th, 2017, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could find a new element.

You do, well done!

The world of science is stunned and names the new element in honour of what happened to you after you breathed it in the first time.

Bollocksexplodium is now number 119 on the periodic table.

Your Nobel prize is, sadly, posthumous.

I wish I had a holiday home on the Jurassic Coast, Dorset, England.

**Sir Honkers** · July 26th, 2017, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

I wish I had a holiday home on the Jurassic Coast, Dorset, England.

Granted. In reality Velociraptors may only be the size of turkeys, but a gaggle of them makes short work of you while you are out watering the roadaden...the roddyden....the daises.
I wish that back when I was a university student and delivering pizzas to make ends meet, I really had encountered as many hot MILF's as I told my friends I did...or even just one.

July 14th, 2017, 05:25 PM	#3471
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Wish granted. Unfortunately, in the meantime, you have died in prison while serving a lengthy term for tax evasion. At least the final rebate gets you a nice upgrade to your headstone. I wish to be back in the 90's as my younger self, in my 20's and having just won a huge lottery jackpot, with a sexy Carla Fernandez ( also young and nubile and in her 20s) sitting naked on my lap, ready to give me congratulatory sex. __________________ So much porn, so little time...

July 18th, 2017, 08:50 AM	#3473
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish granted, Albert Trump of Cleckheaton, Yorkshire, England (for non Uk members) posts his private collection of sheep shagging pictures, and the board and it's members are a huge hit with the authorities. I wish that for one day only, I could have one of everything advertised on TV sent to my door the day after. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

July 26th, 2017, 07:59 AM	#3478
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	Wish Granted, however the cost of modifications to your home to allow him to function properly are crippling, and when he accidentally crashes his wheelchair into your neck when you are lying on the floor, you cannot afford the care you need following your spinal cord injury. You live for 30 years in total agony. I wish I could find a new element. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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July 14th, 2017, 06:28 PM	#3472
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,978 Times in 15,730 Posts	^Wish granted. Like your younger self the intercourse last 23 seconds. I wish Trump would post on this board instead of twitter. THereby making this board a huge hit.