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Old 07-04-2017, 11:30 AM   #3151
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"Holiday at the beach!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said. "You will always remember it!" they said ...
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Psychic Barber - "What can I do for you today?"

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Reminds me of an old comedy sketch I once saw.

Man walks into a store selling newspapers and magazines.

Man: "Do you sell Psychics Monthly?"
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Say, isn't that cuzzy on the left?
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