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Old May 30th, 2017, 02:42 PM   #10611
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There are no "fringe benefits" unles you get off having sex with a 60 year old white haired, wrinkly old woman!
Well they do say you get a better tune from a Stradivarius, than you do from a Yamaha!
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Old May 30th, 2017, 02:52 PM   #10612
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Well they do say you get a better tune from a Stradivarius, than you do from a Yamaha!
You get a better tune on a old fiddle but They need a lot more tuning ..
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Old May 30th, 2017, 03:40 PM   #10613
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You get a better tune on a old fiddle but They need a lot more tuning ..
...and you need to rosin up your bow a bit more often.
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Old May 30th, 2017, 04:00 PM   #10614
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-- and your 60 year old maid would be just about right.
Whereas I couldn't care less about sex A long time ago I figured out life was much simpler when you we're not chasing it or even knew what it was

I took it whenever the moment was right, just never beat myself up getting it
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Old May 30th, 2017, 07:03 PM   #10615
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Whereas I couldn't care less about sex A long time ago I figured out life was much simpler when you we're not chasing it or even knew what it was

I took it whenever the moment was right, just never beat myself up getting it
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Does not matter, even if you live miles from the main road, you get it through the box lol!
Can't you lot in the UK afford separate letter boxes...?....must be a hangover from terraced housing...
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Well they do say you get a better tune from a Stradivarius, than you do from a Yamaha!
You can buy an awful lot of fresh young Yamahas for the price of one Stradivarius.....
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I don't know about that. Mom or Wife comes with some pretty gnarly side effects.
That would be me.

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Either way, you wind up listening to her, which is a mind numbing or gut twisting experience.
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