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Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
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Old May 9th, 2017, 11:13 AM   #191
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Thumbs down Ellen degeneres...

Here she is....





No wait this one is made from a better angle....




Well she ain't cool... She ain't pretty..
And I won' get hard on this one...
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I love you Wimbo, but ffs you are wrong on this one dude.
We should just accept Wimbo's preferences.

Here's another lady I wouldn't ... but I'm rather sure she has her fans.

Melania Trump
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We should just accept Wimbo's preferences.

Here's another lady I wouldn't ... but I'm rather sure she has her fans.

Melania Trump

Probably best if you didn't. You don't want to walk outside your front door and see a red dot from a CIA sniper rifle on you organised by her husband (or is it father?).
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Old May 17th, 2017, 11:57 AM   #195
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Thumbs down Steph (Hard Faced) McGovern

BBC`s (Sorry for swearing ) supposed finance business roving reporter journalist and all round dull as ditch water soulless bitch (That`s not being disrespectful , is merely an observation ) presenter.



Somebody with whom if stranded on a desert island with I`d prefer jury rigging a sexual device out of a shattered dry coconut , rather than prodding my half inch winky in her cavernous pinkie.



No offense to the lass

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I quite like her, but i'd prefer it if she had a Yorkshire accent.
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Rosie O'Donnell
- She doesn't have a single strand of DNA in her entire body that is even remotely attractive.

Hillary Clinton
- If a guy as horny as Bill looks elsewhere, why would anyone else want her?
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Exclamation Sarah Harding

Who`s utter insanity is now public knowledge ,



Shame as in the day she was stunning ,



But no less obviously messed up emotion wise I suppose ,



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Rosie O'Donnell
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What's happened to her? You hardly hear about her these days, compared to her career in the 90's.
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What's happened to her? You hardly hear about her these days, compared to her career in the 90's.
Thank God !!
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