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Old March 20th, 2017, 10:12 AM   #631
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Old March 20th, 2017, 10:30 AM   #632
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Old March 20th, 2017, 03:18 PM   #634
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Failed to sink a putt ,

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Old March 20th, 2017, 09:21 PM   #635
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Never have I ever seen a ghost

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Played Cricket.

Worn my underwear on my head in public.
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Never have I ever known a woman who would acknowledge that her behaviour is/was unreasonable, no matter how astonishingly unreasonable she was!

Never have I ever bought a new car.

Never have I ever spent a night on a park bench.

Never have I ever had a day when I didn't think about cigarettes since I have quit smoking, and never have I ever had a day when I didn't think about cracking open a beer since I gave up drinking.
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