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Old March 18th, 2017, 09:44 PM   #621
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I wish that some other member other than me just for once would complete the sentence Never have I ever with something real, not something fake and ridiculous. Remember my guidelines for my thread outlined on the opening post.
Hey! That's not fair. I have never done the things that I post in "Never Have I Ever." I don't care what that purple haired Norwegian midget hooker says. Shes lying I tell you! Besides, there's always one kernel of truth in my posts here. (And my punctuation is impeccable.)

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Old March 18th, 2017, 10:16 PM   #622
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Old March 19th, 2017, 06:48 AM   #623
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I wish that some other member other than me just for once would complete the sentence Never have I ever with something real, not something fake and ridiculous.
What?...I really have never ridden a dinosaur whilst playing a kazoo.
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I wish that some other member other than me just for once would complete the sentence Never have I ever with something real, not something fake and ridiculous. Remember my guidelines for my thread outlined on the opening post.
Never have I ever not pushed any kind of rule to it's limit
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What?...I really have never ridden a dinosaur whilst playing a kazoo.
I have phoned the Natural History Museum and they have assured me that there is no hint in the fossil record of dinosaurs ever having developed the kazoo. Where do you get your paleontological information from.

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Old March 19th, 2017, 10:14 AM   #626
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I have phoned the Natural History Museum and they have assured me that there is no hint in the fossil record of dinosaurs ever having developed the kazoo. Where do you get your paleontological information from.
The Corrupt A Wish thread. Time travel back to the Age Of Dinosaurs happens on a regular basis there. If bowlinggreen can take a big gun, I can take a harmless kazoo. :P
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Never have I ever acted as a voyeur
Ahemmm...... I call you on that one.
By definition you are a voyeur every time you log on to your "Big Boob" threads.

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