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January 30th, 2017, 10:39 AM | #11971 |
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January 30th, 2017, 11:04 AM | #11972 |
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Remember to express yourself?
... oh, no wait, that never works. |
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January 30th, 2017, 12:35 PM | #11973 |
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That takes care of the McDonaldsoft products
I will Excel at that
Well, plug it into a Power Point
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January 30th, 2017, 12:55 PM | #11975 |
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Q: How did Microsoft break Volkswagen's world record
A: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs
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January 30th, 2017, 05:14 PM | #11976 |
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A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.
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January 31st, 2017, 04:38 PM | #11977 |
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Metric freaks? I can smell them a kilometre away.
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February 1st, 2017, 05:45 PM | #11978 |
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Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
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February 1st, 2017, 09:56 PM | #11979 |
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Lots of People are saying that David Bowie left behind an amazing Legacy.
That is weird... He doesn't fit the stereotype of your typical Subaru driver...
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February 4th, 2017, 02:04 PM | #11980 |
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