Post your corny jokes

[}[eywood]

Then there's the ones who love poultry. They eat cranes

[Bill derBerg]

What's a vegan zombies favorite vegetable?

Human beans.

[}[eywood]

Then there's the ones with bad aim. They eat veins

[captpike]

[Almero]

russian joke

son "Dad, vodka has risen in price! Does it mean you're gonna drink less?"
dad "No, son. It means you're gonna eat less."

[SanteeFats]

My younger brother was running around saying that old rhyme - Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me. He kept going on and on with it and wouldn't stop - so I picked up a big dictionary and hit him with it.

He stopped.

[PJayBr]

I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....

[BondJmsBond]

Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.

Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable.

[rosestone]

Originally Posted by PJayBr

I see Battersea Dog's Home has gone bust. They've had to call in the retrievers.....

Gone bust have they, that's ruff.

[electile disfunction]

Originally Posted by BondJmsBond

Apparently there's a strain of herpes that has crossed over to birds.

Scientists have dubbed it Chirpees, and say it's virtually untweetable.

I hear it's a canarial disease.