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Old October 28th, 2016, 10:57 PM   #2641
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Old October 29th, 2016, 02:46 PM   #2642
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How NOT to say Grace:

"For what we are about to receive may the Lord have mercy on our souls. Ahem."
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"I just want to remind everyone I'm gluten free now."

"Myrtle, shut the fuck up."


I'm-a so sorry, excuse-a me ev-a-ryone for make-a the farta, but-a the pasta fajole goes-a right-a thru me!
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Papa: "that was a lovely meal mama"

Mama: looking across at the empty place " I just wish Von could have joined us, instead of spending all evening, tossing himself off, on that bloody VEF website"
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Mama: looking across at the empty place " I just wish Von could have joined us, instead of spending all evening, tossing himself off, on that bloody VEF website"

Just what the hell are you talking about?










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What have Count's Kustoms been up to now ?
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Old October 29th, 2016, 09:30 PM   #2647
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Mutley !
fire the rockets now...

https://youtu.be/VJGUSrL63jE?t=12s
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Bananarama must be on tour again.
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Old October 30th, 2016, 08:33 PM   #2649
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Close, I'll get it next time
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