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Old September 9th, 2016, 04:06 PM   #2481
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I'll teach that bitch not to use up all of my sun screen!
I'll teach that bitch not to use up all of my sun screen, but damn I really wanted to have a shit
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Bloody bitch going on about her exotic holidays

I'll give her Machu Picchu
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Old September 10th, 2016, 12:48 PM   #2483
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Two virgins my ass! How did I ever let you talk me into this Yoko!
Imagine what Paul, George and Ringo are going to think when seeing us standing
here with my pecker, and your hairy bush and ugly tits showing in plain view!
Hmm Imagine, that sounds like a good title for a song.
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Trust me yoko, black and white, grainy, not particularly attractive

One day a forum will be dedicated to people like us
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Two virgins my ass! How did I ever let you talk me into this Yoko!
Imagine what Paul, George and Ringo are going to think when seeing us standing
here with my pecker, and your hairy bush and ugly tits showing in plain view!
Hmm Imagine, that sounds like a good title for a song.
If those guys start singing "I Saw Them Standing There" to be funny I'm gonna bop them!
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John was never late picking his wife up again.
If that perverted dirty old bus driver tries to look up my dress and get fresh again he's gonna be real sorry!
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