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August 30th, 2016, 06:18 AM
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b). Who said the police have no sense of humour they are always pulling someones' leg.  c). The police took Frank Carson at his word and insist he started it (It's a cracker)  d). Police enforcers heavy-handedly ensure travellers cannot claim a prize on the postcode lottery
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August 30th, 2016, 09:36 AM
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August 30th, 2016, 04:15 PM
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August 30th, 2016, 04:32 PM
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