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**rosestone** · April 23rd, 2016, 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmcbee

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

**gmcbee** · April 23rd, 2016, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

Still no idea.

ordenstaat · April 23rd, 2016, 02:27 PM

Why did the Belgian keep getting his definite articles wrong?

Because he was An-twerp!

**Mal Hombre** · April 23rd, 2016, 02:38 PM

What do You call a man wearing a b rown paper suit ?
Russel...

**gmcbee** · April 23rd, 2016, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What do You call a man wearing a b rown paper suit ?
Russel...

Then there was the cowboy who wore brown paper chaps. He was arrested for rustling.

**justme21** · April 23rd, 2016, 05:04 PM

**effCup** · April 23rd, 2016, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justme21

Where in the world is the bottle recycling that generous?

... or does one simply have to buy pallet-loads of the cheapest possible bottles/wines in the world in order to get such a high return?

**SanteeFats** · April 23rd, 2016, 05:55 PM

I tried calling an Asian phone number but I kept getting the Wong number.

What do you call a blonde in an Institute of Higher Education?
A visitor!

**seany65** · April 24th, 2016, 12:23 AM

Posted by bp666:

"What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey."

Posted by Mal Hombre:

"I thought it was ' "What do You call a camel with three humps" ? '

That was the joke, but bp666's version actually makes more sense, as a camel with no humps would actually be 'hump-free' (humphrey).

**photoflex** · April 24th, 2016, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seany65

That was the joke, but bp666's version actually makes more sense, as a camel with no humps would actually be 'hump-free' (humphrey).

I didn't know that, but it explains why our mate, Humphrey Zone, never saw any action. In fact, neither did we when he was around.

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