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Old 03-22-2016, 11:40 PM   #1281
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The brand "Depend" has products for that. They are very snug and no-one will know you are wearing them...
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Old 03-23-2016, 10:14 PM   #1283
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Old 03-23-2016, 10:22 PM   #1284
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When did thingies become Anal ?
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Old 03-24-2016, 12:29 AM   #1285
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are there any real ones? all i seem to find is pee or whipped cream.

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Pee soup is all the rage in San Francisco. Hipsters love it...
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Does anyone know what I gotta do, after I do what I gotta do? I gotta get it done.:-
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