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1592. Maybe you could try to learn how to whistle while sucking my dick to liven things up!
 
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1594. I wish you would trim those toenails once in a while on those hooves that you call feet, its costing me a fortune on sheets!
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1596 - you only asked how long it was, you never mentioned anything about width!
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1597.You thought I meant inches ? I was talking centimetres...
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1598 - when you asked if I wanted a finger up my arse I didn't realise it would be your husband's!
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