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March 27th, 2015, 09:30 PM | #9371 |
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So when my son was young and I wanted some holes dug for tomato's I told him that Santa Claus was buried in the back yard. I got to plant my tomato's and some other plants too.
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March 28th, 2015, 12:36 AM | #9372 |
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We've just papered out living room walls with application forms. It ticks all the right boxes.
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March 28th, 2015, 09:22 AM | #9373 |
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I just lined my underpants with insurance policies,Now My ass is covered..
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March 28th, 2015, 01:33 PM | #9374 |
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They say the one thing you can't buy is taste.
Especially at McDonald's.
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March 28th, 2015, 08:17 PM | #9375 |
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I used to think God was a Mancunian, but then I realised that if He was, He would've put the scousers further away.
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March 28th, 2015, 08:35 PM | #9376 |
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I was just attacked by a depressed ursine creature,It was a BiPolar bear...
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March 28th, 2015, 11:33 PM | #9377 |
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I have decided to put the clocks ahead by 40 hours instead of 1, just so i don't have to bother doing it again for the rest of my life.
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March 29th, 2015, 02:35 AM | #9378 |
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March 29th, 2015, 02:07 PM | #9379 |
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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?
Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calendar and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on HIS face!"
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March 29th, 2015, 02:54 PM | #9380 |
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Well they have figured out why some of the college players at the NFL combine tested positive for the MJ. They wanted to be high draft picks.
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