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A lady in our office came around the other day asking if anyone had an iPhone charger that she could borrow.
I told her that iPhones have a little hole in the top and that in an emergency one could insert the end of a paper clip into the hole and then turn it round and round to charge the iPhone manually. Ten minutes later she came back to ask if I was sure because she couldn’t find the little hole. I eventually admitted to her that it was all just a wind-up
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August 21st, 2014, 11:27 AM
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got rid of my hoover this morning....................bloody thing just sat there gathering dust,,,,,,,,,,
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August 21st, 2014, 12:02 PM
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August 21st, 2014, 12:16 PM
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I had a Scouse girl babysit for me once. Never again!
I said on my way out, "Help yourself to anything in the kitchen." Bitch took the microwave.
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August 21st, 2014, 01:56 PM
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Mr. Badger: Er, I'll have a whisky to start with. W: For first course, sir? B: Aye. W: And for main course, sir? B: I'll have a whisky for main course and I'll follow that with a whisky for pudding. W: Yes sir, and what would you like with it, sir? A whisky? B: No, a bottle of wine.
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August 21st, 2014, 03:35 PM
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August 21st, 2014, 03:36 PM
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As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror.
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August 21st, 2014, 03:53 PM
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