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Old June 22nd, 2014, 08:11 AM   #171
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But dang it was a long time since I felt this way buying "stuff" - LOL!
My local couple of sex shops a few years back tended to have all-female staff, most of them at least pretty attractive, and occasionally an absolute stunner.

I remember the first time I went into one of them for a DVD and a vibrator for my girlfriend of the time.

Discussing porn movies and sex toys with a seriously fanciable mid-40's brunette, took me right back to those teenage porn mag-buying expeditions when you unexpectedly found yourself being served by the really hot girl who worked in the newsagents, and desperately hoping she wouldn't notice the growing bulge in my jeans....

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Old June 24th, 2014, 08:42 PM   #172
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Interesting thread. Never knew it was such a common occurrence.
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Old June 28th, 2014, 11:48 AM   #173
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WOW! I used to leak a lot of precum in my pants when buying the mags but never actually shot my bolt.

Buying the mags was probably the most excited I ever got without touching myself.
It wasn't buying the mags that put me over the edge it was hearing two women talking to each other about dildos and what they liked doing with them and making no attempt to be discreet about it.
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Old June 29th, 2014, 06:40 AM   #174
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I remember a news agent I used to frequent about once a week to buy my magazine of choice. To be fair, I only went there because the shop woman was an attractive brunette in her late 30's and there no male members of staff except her boss!! The woman was not skinny but definitely not fat. She had brown eyes with her hair tied in a bob. She had a lovely full figure & really nice legs!

As she saw me over time, her questionable looks turned into the odd smile (if she was in a good mood) and the odd smiles here and there turned into hello, how are you? weathers nice etc. General small talk.

After months of masturbating knowing she had handled the magazines I bought from her, After a few months of frequenting the news agent, I managed to pluck up the courage to comment on the magazines. Nervously. I said "I bet I'm the only person who buys these" She laughed dismissively and said, "oh no, we get lots of men coming in for wank mags. Even the girls buy them too" I was stunned by her referral to the porn mags and hearing her say the word WANK made me blush red. After stuttering and smiling nervously , I paid and left the shop.

a few weeks later, I was in there again for my fill of fantasy. This time as I approached the woman, she stunned me by holding out the mag and said, "what it is about the magazines, Is it the pictures or the stories that get you off?" I started to feel the flush of excitement I had felt in previous visits and I knew she recognised this. I stuttered, "well it is the pics but I like it where the girls put comments on their pictures. "How do you mean?" she said, as to my amazement, she started flicking through the pages and looking hnerself. "Well," I said nervously i mean like this.

My hand trembled as I nervously reached out and turned the pages frantically in case a customer entered the shop. I found the centre fold which had a blonde model sat with her spread, showing a blonde haired pussy, with the words, "fuck me hard xX" printed at the bottom of the page. "ahh I see" she replied. I was so excited knowing that she was looking at a picture of a naked woman knowing that that would probably be the pic that I would wank over as soon as I got home but she had other plans.

"So the comments get you off then?" she seemed to want confirmation. I could just about stutter out "Absolutely" She paused for a second and said.."So If I was to write in the magazine it would have the same effect?" again, in amazement and excitement my face went red and I replied with something like "yes definitely" I was too nervous to elaborate.

The woman then said "Give me a second but you must not look until you get home OK? and this is more than my jobs worth so keep it between us or I'll deny any knowledge!" I couldn't believe it. The woman turned her back to me and this, the woman who I fancied like hell, was writing in the magazine that she knew I was going home to wank off over! As I paid her and she handed me the magazine in a bag, she smiled and said "enjoy" almost sarcastically.

I raced home and flicked through the pages ignoring any of the images on each page.I just wanted to see what she wrote! and there it was, a picture of a brunette in stockings in various poses showing her tits, legs and v shaped triangle of pubic hair. The words " you filthy perv. I know what you're doing right now!" scribbled across the top of the left page. Needless to say it didnt take me long before I shot several streams of cum all over the place while fantasising about the girl in the picture and her resemblance to the shop woman AND the comment the shop woman had written for me! It was mind blowing.

My visits to the shop continued and the comments became more intimate over time but sometimes she wasn't in the mood and would just send me on my way, telling me that she's busy. I think about that woman to this day, every time I look at a magazine on a shop shelf, sadly, rarely do I buy any, due to the power of the internet.


(Conclusion, the shop woman either got off on all of it herself, or she knew she was onto a good thing and made mega money for the news agent because since the time the comments started, I bought more and more magazines from that shop in the anticipation of more comments from that stunning woman).

I have evidence but not sure im allowed to post it here

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Old June 29th, 2014, 03:51 PM   #175
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My visits to the shop continued and the comments became more intimate over time ...
Do tell!

(GREAT story)
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Not at all. I went to the sex shop. I was looking for Amber Lynn. I saw one Porn Mag. Then i Smack it Tack it and pack it. The most exitind thing was :

Has the Sex Shop an Mag with her.
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I used to get very excited about buying a magazine.
First time I was away in the big city with a mate. I was actually 18 by then. I went into a shop run by an asian guy. It was a copy of knave which I remember just selecting without even looking really.
It went from there and I used to vary the newsagents i went into.
A glance at the papers, select a suitable one to cover the mag, Daily Mail was good.
Then a quick glance up and buy one.
Big turn on if the assistant was a female especially one older than me in her 30's or 40's. They were always the most sympathetic and had the nicest smiles.
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My visits to the shop continued and the comments became more intimate over time
You can't just leave it at that. Tell us more.
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I did used to get a bit of a thrill from buying porn magazines. The first one I bought was Club Itnl 26-10 when I was at university. I chose it because I thought its cover was fairly tame and would not raise too many eyebrows from the middle-aged woman serving when I paid for it (underneath a copy of the radio times of course). I returned to buy copies of Escort and Whitehouse International.
Buying a porn magazine is like making a statement to the shopkeeper saying 'Yes, I like looking at naked women - and wanking off over them!'
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Old July 27th, 2014, 12:57 AM   #180
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When I was in my teens and very early 20's yes. The real stuff superseded it though.
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