Things Noticeable this week

[Greenman]

You may recall I mentioned that Nestlé are to launch a new series of chocolate bars based on the Willy Wonka sort of the book(Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) and loaded with up to 555 calories. By an amazing coincidence this morning I was in our newsagents paying the paper bill and behind me was a representative of Nestlé making some note or other-I was going to confront him about these new bars but decided against it because he might not know about them(It's possible!) but an amazing coincidence do you not think. If I had, I would have asked how his company would justify such a huge calorie count for a bloody chocolate bar!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Greenman

By an amazing coincidence

These



Last night, first time Had some and I ate one whole block myself The caramel one.
Didn't know they were sold elsewhere

Originally Posted by Greenman

and loaded with up to 555 calories.

Not even close too enough

[richardoe]

A policeman serving in the Gwent force was dismissed for having sex whilst on duty, he was actually armed at the time. He appealed against his dismissal, and won. Worlds fail me on this one.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by richardoe

Worlds fail me on this one.

Not me It means he's cool and knows how too handle a situation

[Greenman]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

These

Nope these haven't been launched yet(October I believe is the month) those were on sale years ago with popping candy in them and a stand alone product-not Nestlé nor Cadbury's as far as I can remember.

[Wendigo]

Originally Posted by richardoe

A policeman serving in the Gwent force was dismissed for having sex whilst on duty, he was actually armed at the time. He appealed against his dismissal, and won. Worlds fail me on this one.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23666339

"Armed PC who had sex on duty cleared as gun was in reach"

"I am also bemused by the panel's conclusion that his conduct did not significantly downgrade the protection to the public because there was nothing to suggest he could not have been back in the police vehicle within a minute or two."

Well he was having sex with his trolleys (and his other weapon) round his ankles but there you are folks if you are a public servant in Wales you can bang away as much as you like just make sure you have a quick exit strategy

[mizlaplan]

Originally Posted by richardoe

A policeman serving in the Gwent force was dismissed for having sex whilst on duty, he was actually armed at the time. He appealed against his dismissal, and won. Worlds fail me on this one.

Imagine the post-coital conversation:
Woman, "When I asked you to show me your weapon....."

[blueballsdc]

Originally Posted by Wendigo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23666339

"Armed PC who had sex on duty cleared as gun was in reach"

"I am also bemused by the panel's conclusion that his conduct did not significantly downgrade the protection to the public because there was nothing to suggest he could not have been back in the police vehicle within a minute or two."

Well he was having sex with his trolleys (and his other weapon) round his ankles but there you are folks if you are a public servant in Wales you can bang away as much as you like just make sure you have a quick exit strategy

That is why I always carry my firearm in a shoulder holster. It is much easier to access it and you don't have to stop shagging.

[Wendigo]

Be afwaid, be vewwy afwaid

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/421...enemies-online

Kim's cronies are coming to a site near you now, this is a job for Team America .... !!!!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Wendigo

Be afwaid, be vewwy afgwaid

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/421...enemies-online

Kim's cronies are coming to a site near you now, this is a job for Team America .... !!!!

Lets test him Anybody prepared too start a Kim Jong-Un rare anal scenes thread