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Old 08-22-2012, 11:11 PM   #521
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I had an iron that looked like it
The design is of course totally over the top.

But possibly the owner thinks his 'batmobile van' is very cool


[edit] checked the license plates online: it was originally a Dodge 200 Ambulance 1975




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Named after Ford's son it sold in ....well handfulls.

I read a scholarly article that suggested that in a time of thrusting fins and macho phallic representation, the Edsel failed because its front grill looked like.... pudenda, a vagina or if you will a ...vulva...and it does...a bit...but I just can't seem to see the clit......always my problem.

So if this car is the epitome of the female genitalia...does that mean that men who bought them were c........
It's the hood ornament.
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AMC wasn't limited to lemons with the Gremlin and the Pacer. I learned to drive (and work on) cars on a 76 Hornet. Damn thing stayed broke more than running. It wouldn't go thru a puddle without the alternator shorting out, etc. Totally worthless POS. No wonder AMC disappeared after producing junk like these three models--and they ruined the Hudson Hornet's reputation, too.



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The design is of course totally over the top.

But possibly the owner thinks his 'batmobile van' is very cool
I think you must be right

However, what I find cool, this is the day
"Batman" slam the door a little too hard, and that chews
all rust and fall on the road, it will have a model
unique, he can paint war paint and baptized
what remains of lace "Chevy convertible"
GoGomobile Special
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:29 AM   #525
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[edit] checked the license plates online: it was originally a Dodge 200 Ambulance 1975




everything is explained then, he's not the fugitive they were come to seek
with the white jacket?, you the one with sleeves that tie in the back,
What piercing eye you, I will not have to recognize the origin of this pile of rust, do still care if you ever crossed the road on your machine,
it can be dangerous fools funny aboard their craft.


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What piercing eye you, I will not have to recognize the origin of this pile of rust,
Actually I didn't recognize it at all, but got the info online via the license plate:



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Apparently, these old Dodges are often mechanical nightmares, and can be repaired by USA car specialists/fanatics only.. Basically the only thing solid after all those years, would be the 5.2 L V8 engine, which is a good piece of engineering.
Anyway, it would make a perfect target on a heavy weapons shooting range

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You see that I am not much mistaken in speaking of lace

Je ziet dat ik niet veel mis in het spreken van de kant


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Living in a tourist area ,
tourists bring us their surprise lots of good

Initially it was a Renault 25 ,
arrived at i do not know!! ??




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