What ruins a porn scene for you? - Page 18

punkboy69 · 08-02-2012, 04:15 PM

For me:

1. Girls with tattoos
2. Girls with piercings
3. Asian girls who dye their hair.

Recognise that everyone is different, though.....

Cheers

PB

Fatvanbelly · 08-02-2012, 04:42 PM

I hate when I see still pics of a scene that looks good, then when I watch the movie it turns out to be American porn made to the Standard Formula.

Bermon · 08-02-2012, 06:27 PM

OK, time for a few more:

1 - Anal. A strange one really. I don't mind a bit of it, if the girl looks like they are enjoying it, but I hate scenes where there is just a few minutes of proper sex, then the guy spends the next 15-20 minutes in her arse. I think there's something odd about guys who spend more time in there than where they should be!

2 - Gagging. I really don't like that at all. No need for it if you ask me.

3 - Looking into the camrea all the time. There are some directors who make their actors stare at the camrea the whole time, esp at the cum shot. Head forwards, eyes to the side. I just don't see the point of that.

4 - Really noisy blokes. There are a few male performers out there who are just far too noisy. That "Bob" bloke who sometimes appera in Ben Dover clips and has his own series is one of the worst offenders. I also saw one clip with an American bloke who sounded like "The Honey Monster" the whole time, then when it came to his cum shot, he growled and yelled "Dropping loads..." That just made me laugh!

5 - Leather, whips, chains etc. They do absolutly nothing at all for me. Not one little thing.

6 - Standard American porn. You know the stuff. Sterotypical woman, muscle bound bloke. Boring.

7 - Blood. I think I've only seen one clip with any in, but I'll make sure it's my last. I really didn't like that.

8 - Lack of respect. The first sign of anyone not treating any woman with respect instantly makes me turn off.

9 - Actors who just go through the same old routine all the time. What's his name does it...British guy...One Eye'd Jack is it? His stuff follows the same pattern. Takes pics, then gets blow job, into 69, her ontop so he can do that "shot gun" thing, doggy, then blow job with one arm behind his head and the other fingering her. It's the same in every scene. I only watch his stuff because he has some decent looking girls sometimes!

Lake Orion · 08-02-2012, 10:56 PM

This pertains more to still photos than movies, but I can't stand it when the woman's face is digitally blurred or has the old-fashioned black bar over the eyes to hide her identity.

As far as I am concerned, you either have your intimate photo taken, or you don't...none of this "I'll show my body but not my face" crap.

adelefan138 · 08-02-2012, 11:55 PM

Gaping the arse and cunt. Does absolutely nothing for me.
Fake tits that are almost rigid. Let em swing for f**ks sake
F**king oral that causes a shitload of saliva and phlegm to pour out of the actress whilst she gags like f**k - not sexy at all.

Hmmm I suppose in this day and age that makes me a prude

Trillian69 · 08-03-2012, 02:42 AM

1. Seeing the expression on the guys face.
2. Woman spitting on a cock while giving head.
3. Guy grabbing womans head and being forceful while getting a bj.

Photoman4 · 08-03-2012, 10:19 PM

I too have problems with facials after a round of bareback sex.

mjm1963 · 08-04-2012, 01:34 PM

Another hate of mine - No stockings and suspenders. Stockings are a MUST in any porn scene!!

sweetskinkade · 08-04-2012, 10:29 PM

A girl who you can just tell is faking it to each his own as to what that means but alot of girls start screaming the second he goes in lol they just wanna go home lol. I hate that crap.

legman7 · 08-05-2012, 12:29 AM

Close ups. When all you can see is the insertion . Some scenes never even give a long view so you never see the woman's whole body. Salieri and Viv Thomas know how to show women

Male reaction shots. I never care about seeing the dudes face.

Oral sex cut away. When they start the sex scene but cut away for male reaction

Woman takes her shoes off. I'm done when this happens

When "leg"models show there legs as an after thought. This is Elise Erotic. Great legs but her cameraman just shoots close ups panning up and down her body. She's running out of time age-wise to get this right. A true waste of talent

08-02-2012, 11:55 PM	#175
adelefan138 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1,260 Thanked 13 Times in 3 Posts	Gaping the arse and cunt. Does absolutely nothing for me. Fake tits that are almost rigid. Let em swing for fks sake Fking oral that causes a shitload of saliva and phlegm to pour out of the actress whilst she gags like f*k - not sexy at all. Hmmm I suppose in this day and age that makes me a prude Last edited by botogames; 08-03-2012 at 03:33 AM.. Reason: Take it easy with the language...*

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08-02-2012, 04:15 PM	#171
punkboy69 Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 11 Times in 4 Posts	For me: 1. Girls with tattoos 2. Girls with piercings 3. Asian girls who dye their hair. Recognise that everyone is different, though..... Cheers PB

08-02-2012, 04:42 PM	#172
Fatvanbelly Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 81 Thanks: 37 Thanked 326 Times in 72 Posts	I hate when I see still pics of a scene that looks good, then when I watch the movie it turns out to be American porn made to the Standard Formula.

08-02-2012, 06:27 PM	#173
Bermon Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 31 Thanks: 267 Thanked 200 Times in 24 Posts	OK, time for a few more: 1 - Anal. A strange one really. I don't mind a bit of it, if the girl looks like they are enjoying it, but I hate scenes where there is just a few minutes of proper sex, then the guy spends the next 15-20 minutes in her arse. I think there's something odd about guys who spend more time in there than where they should be! 2 - Gagging. I really don't like that at all. No need for it if you ask me. 3 - Looking into the camrea all the time. There are some directors who make their actors stare at the camrea the whole time, esp at the cum shot. Head forwards, eyes to the side. I just don't see the point of that. 4 - Really noisy blokes. There are a few male performers out there who are just far too noisy. That "Bob" bloke who sometimes appera in Ben Dover clips and has his own series is one of the worst offenders. I also saw one clip with an American bloke who sounded like "The Honey Monster" the whole time, then when it came to his cum shot, he growled and yelled "Dropping loads..." That just made me laugh! 5 - Leather, whips, chains etc. They do absolutly nothing at all for me. Not one little thing. 6 - Standard American porn. You know the stuff. Sterotypical woman, muscle bound bloke. Boring. 7 - Blood. I think I've only seen one clip with any in, but I'll make sure it's my last. I really didn't like that. 8 - Lack of respect. The first sign of anyone not treating any woman with respect instantly makes me turn off. 9 - Actors who just go through the same old routine all the time. What's his name does it...British guy...One Eye'd Jack is it? His stuff follows the same pattern. Takes pics, then gets blow job, into 69, her ontop so he can do that "shot gun" thing, doggy, then blow job with one arm behind his head and the other fingering her. It's the same in every scene. I only watch his stuff because he has some decent looking girls sometimes!

08-02-2012, 10:56 PM	#174
Lake Orion Junior Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5 Thanks: 51 Thanked 10 Times in 4 Posts	This pertains more to still photos than movies, but I can't stand it when the woman's face is digitally blurred or has the old-fashioned black bar over the eyes to hide her identity. As far as I am concerned, you either have your intimate photo taken, or you don't...none of this "I'll show my body but not my face" crap.

08-03-2012, 02:42 AM	#176
Trillian69 Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 13 Thanks: 76 Thanked 14 Times in 6 Posts	1. Seeing the expression on the guys face. 2. Woman spitting on a cock while giving head. 3. Guy grabbing womans head and being forceful while getting a bj.

08-03-2012, 10:19 PM	#177
Photoman4 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 28 Thanks: 291 Thanked 104 Times in 28 Posts	I too have problems with facials after a round of bareback sex.

08-04-2012, 01:34 PM	#178
mjm1963 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: UK Posts: 267 Thanks: 678 Thanked 3,963 Times in 252 Posts	Another hate of mine - No stockings and suspenders. Stockings are a MUST in any porn scene!!

08-04-2012, 10:29 PM	#179
sweetskinkade Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: A Planet far away Posts: 16 Thanks: 16 Thanked 91 Times in 13 Posts	A girl who you can just tell is faking it to each his own as to what that means but alot of girls start screaming the second he goes in lol they just wanna go home lol. I hate that crap.

08-05-2012, 12:29 AM	#180
legman7 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 61 Thanks: 976 Thanked 264 Times in 68 Posts	Close ups. When all you can see is the insertion . Some scenes never even give a long view so you never see the woman's whole body. Salieri and Viv Thomas know how to show women Male reaction shots. I never care about seeing the dudes face. Oral sex cut away. When they start the sex scene but cut away for male reaction Woman takes her shoes off. I'm done when this happens When "leg"models show there legs as an after thought. This is Elise Erotic. Great legs but her cameraman just shoots close ups panning up and down her body. She's running out of time age-wise to get this right. A true waste of talent