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Old 07-22-2012, 12:36 AM   #21
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You could always try the direct approach. Go into a pub, wait at the bar for a likely candidate to buy a drink, check for a wedding ring...

When all the criteria are fulfilled, make your move. Be confident, and even if you aren't, 'sound confident', keep talking, don't give them a chance to rebuff you, keep the conversation going. Try to turn the subject around to sex, and then when the moment is right...

Ask the all important question.

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Old 07-22-2012, 10:11 AM   #22
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Maybe there is a problem with the 20 year old. Girls his age are too 'mature' for him and are already dating older guys. the high school boyfriends have given way to the world of men with jobs and places to live.

Women of legal age are raving foxes and want it bad. BTW, I started to like younger women at 18.
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Old 07-22-2012, 12:12 PM   #23
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I'm 46 and still one, but then I don't care what society says 'you don't miss what you never had' that's my motto but maybe one day who knows?
Look mate it was bad enough you used that bare faced lie in court and under oath , to get out of those countless accusations brought against you by every wet eyed wheel chair needing page 3 model of the late eighties and early nineties

Yet the statute of statutory has long expired so no need to fib anymore, we all know who you did

Still if you wish to keep up the pretense so be it , we`ll play along.

Hey you`re amongst fiends
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Old 07-22-2012, 12:15 PM   #24
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And don't forget the foreplay!
That`s something to do with tennis right

Damn , sounds like exercise.

Never touch the stuff my dear
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Old 07-22-2012, 12:53 PM   #25
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I read "Don't forget the foreplay" in the tone of the old ad slogan "Don't forget the fruit gums, mum".
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I don't know if this is the proper forum to do this, but I'll try it anyway. I am a 20 year old virgin and would do just about anything to lose my v-card to an older woman. I know that a lot of the members here are older, at least quite a bit older than me. I am a contributing member of VEF and have been a member for a couple years now, and was a lurker before that. I just see all of your beautiful wives on the Real Wives and Girlfriends thread, and dream of losing my virginity to a beautiful and experienced woman.
Don't worry, you are only 20. It will happen. Plenty of older women would drop their knickers in a flash to ravish a 20 year old be yourself and put yourself about town. I mean if I can do it, or used to be able to do it you can!

Happy hunting.
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I don't know if this is the proper forum to do this, but I'll try it anyway.
Of course this is the perfect forum for this kind of question. No one here would dare not take this kind of thing seriously.

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I am a 20 year old virgin and would do just about anything to lose my v-card to an older woman.
20 year old virgin. Breathe easy my friend.....you have plenty of time left to punch that V-Card. And besides....20 years?I suppose it's really more like 5-6 years since you have been aware of it and thinking about it. Hell, I think many of us here have had those kind of lean stretches once or twice in our lives.

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I know that a lot of the members here are older, at least quite a bit older than me.
Who you calling old sonny? I like to think of myself as mature. I like to think of Fleets as ancient. And BTW Fleets, you remind me of Robert Burns with your prose a few posts back. You are quite the wordsmith.


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I am a contributing member of VEF and have been a member for a couple years now, and was a lurker before that.
Now right there is a fact you should be busting out to all the MILFs in the
general vicinity. MILFs hate lurkers. Trust me on that one.

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I just see all of your beautiful wives on the Real Wives and Girlfriends thread
Err.......yes....ah...um.....those are all real pics of our wives and girlfriends.

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dream of losing my virginity to a beautiful and experienced woman.
Interesting. Nowadays I dream of taking the virginity of beautiful and inexperienced 20 years olds. Well.....excluding present company of course.

In all seriousness.......be yourself. Don't worry about it. That day will come.......no pun intended. Make a girl laugh.....don't take yourself too seriously and don't worry about it. You are only 20 years old mate. A lot of life yet to live.






Or just buy a hooker and be done with it.
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I read "Don't forget the foreplay" in the tone of the old ad slogan "Don't forget the fruit gums, mum".
Heeey i say`s heeey now whoooa thar generously thanking long time boy ,member , ain`t no need to bring mother`s into it.

Certainly not your own i hope`s !

As she`s a damn fine woman

Not that i know her , i`m merely going by what`s written on the VEF toilet wall.

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Old 07-22-2012, 02:31 PM   #29
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I don't know if this is the proper forum to do this, but I'll try it anyway. I am a 20 year old virgin and would do just about anything to lose my v-card to an older woman.
Completely Non Professional Or Even Expert Advise

Mate, I only half know what I'm talking about, Don't ever force or will for things too happen, you just never know of the consequences Think about that.
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I'd say Ixnay on the hooker suggestion, with respect.

'They say' you always remember your first.
Well, i sure did 'cause i spent five years with her.
(I'm a slow learner, okay )

Often 'first times' can be disappointing, if not a disaster
It took me a while to realise that one night stands don't work for me, personally.
Shame i didn't realise this earlier.
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