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April 26th, 2012, 09:11 PM | #1551 |
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Granted. I almost won a Darwin Award.
I wish I was in Dixie.
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April 27th, 2012, 01:27 AM | #1552 |
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Granted. When Dixie's boyfriend Bubba discovers you there, he's not happy.
I wish for a guided tour of all of England's most historic sites.
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April 27th, 2012, 03:10 PM | #1553 | |
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April 27th, 2012, 06:28 PM | #1554 | |
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I wish I could hump my way around the world with a sexy babe of every ethnic origin....starting with a squaw....called Hiya-up-her or Pokehercuteass
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April 28th, 2012, 12:01 AM | #1555 | |
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I wish that @llatse@ would go to Bangkok next.
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April 28th, 2012, 03:14 PM | #1556 |
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Granted and when I return I've brought you explosive underpants......put 'em on and watch cock go bang
I wish I knew all the answers
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April 28th, 2012, 04:35 PM | #1557 | |
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April 28th, 2012, 08:09 PM | #1559 | |
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