What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 6

**billybunter** · 07-07-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by blatt

Today i have learned that people on here talk about me behind my back

But that i couldnt be happier about it

Not me buddy! Don't like back stabbers

**Estreeter** · 07-07-2011, 02:59 PM

What I Learned Today

After reading the thread title for the first time I learned that my memory is in fine working order, it reminded me of something I heard many years ago, was still at school, went like this

The more I learn the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, the less I know the stupider I am, so why learn ?

Make sense

**ubu_roi** · 07-07-2011, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

The more I learn the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, the less I know the stupider I am, so why learn ?

Isn't that the Fox News motto?

Ah, no my mistake - it's the motto of Fox News viewers.

olivierd · 07-07-2011, 05:06 PM

I learned yesterday that when you drive and you turn your head to watch a girl in mini skirt, you don't see that the car in front you slowed. An evidence.

**blueballsdc** · 07-07-2011, 05:36 PM

When I call the Accounts Payable department for one of my customers and I dial the digits slightly wrong it is a phone sex line that answers.

olivierd · 07-07-2011, 05:47 PM

I see my boss looking at pictures of ass on the office computer. I tell it to a colleague, he says it's normal because he is a man. I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

**Estreeter** · 07-07-2011, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierd

I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

Actually, I did learn once that when you're a leader you don't need excuses

**billybunter** · 07-07-2011, 06:02 PM

I learned today that wee shitheads tried to break into my shed

they were about 10/11 years old. What can you do? bugger all ring the cops the wee bastards are long gone. Not alot in my shed apart from a snap-on tool box and a pile of porn mags

I think the spanners would have been safe.

**Mal Hombre** · 07-07-2011, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by olivierd

I see my boss looking at pictures of ass on the office computer. I tell it to a colleague, he says it's normal because he is a man. I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.

Of course If You were caught doing it,You'd be a filthy perv.

olivierd · 07-07-2011, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Of course If You were caught doing it,You'd be a filthy perv.

Absolutely correct.

07-07-2011, 02:59 PM	#52
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 9,719 Thanks: 75,893 Thanked 142,345 Times in 10,777 Posts	Twisted Logic What I Learned Today After reading the thread title for the first time I learned that my memory is in fine working order, it reminded me of something I heard many years ago, was still at school, went like this The more I learn the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, the less I know the stupider I am, so why learn ? Make sense __________________ It's Just Business

07-07-2011, 06:02 PM	#58
billybunter THE WHO FAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast Posts: 12,352 Thanks: 48,756 Thanked 167,998 Times in 13,793 Posts	I learned today that wee shitheads tried to break into my shed they were about 10/11 years old. What can you do? bugger all ring the cops the wee bastards are long gone. Not alot in my shed apart from a snap-on tool box and a pile of porn mags I think the spanners would have been safe. __________________ I Can See For Miles And Miles...

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07-07-2011, 05:06 PM	#54
olivierd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: France Posts: 291 Thanks: 727 Thanked 3,125 Times in 311 Posts	I learned yesterday that when you drive and you turn your head to watch a girl in mini skirt, you don't see that the car in front you slowed. An evidence.

07-07-2011, 05:36 PM	#55
blueballsdc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,467 Thanks: 34,584 Thanked 12,872 Times in 1,463 Posts	When I call the Accounts Payable department for one of my customers and I dial the digits slightly wrong it is a phone sex line that answers.

07-07-2011, 05:47 PM	#56
olivierd Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: France Posts: 291 Thanks: 727 Thanked 3,125 Times in 311 Posts	I see my boss looking at pictures of ass on the office computer. I tell it to a colleague, he says it's normal because he is a man. I learned that when you're leader, you have all the excuses.