The best pick up line ever!

afirefighter · July 29th, 2010, 11:27 PM

You walk up to a girl and say " Excuse me Darling, can I interest you in an aussie kiss?" Not knowing what that is of course, thinking maybe it's a kind of drink or something she replies "what is that?" "Oh you don't know you poor deer! " you say." Then I must give you one. Lets see how can I best describe it?! You see its kind of like a french kiss but only its down under!

Kakker · July 30th, 2010, 08:37 AM

Yeah, and where does that work?

Peau Peep · July 30th, 2010, 02:47 PM

I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

P37 · July 30th, 2010, 03:13 PM

[QUOTE=Peau Peep;1196827]I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

up to my nuts in guts.

Shakespear lives he lives I tell ya!

**manowar1952** · August 1st, 2010, 04:09 PM

[QUOTE=P37;1196850]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peau Peep

I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?"

30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

up to my nuts in guts.

Shakespear lives he lives I tell ya!

Worked in an abbatoir, did she?

magicDiamond · August 18th, 2010, 02:12 PM

the best one i have works usually 45 minutes after you say it and it has worked for me 50% of the time. " can i kiss you where you pee pee" dont doubt it till you try it.

**Rangertom1357** · August 18th, 2010, 05:06 PM

My new one is:

"Hi! Can I buy you a house?"

I figured I'd just cut to the chase and do without all that other bullshit I had to deal with for 12 years with the last one.

**cutilaie** · August 18th, 2010, 05:32 PM

"Hello there, do you happen to know where the nearest tropical fish store is?"

**tygrkhat40** · August 20th, 2010, 05:43 PM

If you go up to 100 women and say, "Hey babe, whattya say we go tear off a piece?", you'll get a lot of indignant responses, slaps and dirty looks, but odds are someone will say, "OK!"

socalgoofoff · August 20th, 2010, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

If you go up to 100 women and say, "Hey babe, whattya say we go tear off a piece?", you'll get a lot of indignant responses, slaps and dirty looks, but odds are someone will say, "OK!"

That's how I met my first wife, old what's-'er-name...

July 29th, 2010, 11:27 PM	#1
afirefighter Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 6 Thanks: 1 Thanked 19 Times in 3 Posts	The best pick up line ever! You walk up to a girl and say " Excuse me Darling, can I interest you in an aussie kiss?" Not knowing what that is of course, thinking maybe it's a kind of drink or something she replies "what is that?" "Oh you don't know you poor deer! " you say." Then I must give you one. Lets see how can I best describe it?! You see its kind of like a french kiss but only its down under!

July 30th, 2010, 03:13 PM	#4
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,569 Times in 620 Posts	[QUOTE=Peau Peep;1196827]I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?" 30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!! up to my nuts in guts. Shakespear lives he lives I tell ya! Last edited by P37; July 30th, 2010 at 03:19 PM..

August 18th, 2010, 05:06 PM	#7
Rangertom1357 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: South Central Florida, USA Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 20,484 Thanked 90,337 Times in 2,098 Posts	My new one is: "Hi! Can I buy you a house?" I figured I'd just cut to the chase and do without all that other bullshit I had to deal with for 12 years with the last one. __________________ Love sexy hairstyles of the 70's & 80's? Go here: *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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July 30th, 2010, 08:37 AM	#2
Kakker Blocked! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 144 Thanks: 839 Thanked 849 Times in 133 Posts	Yeah, and where does that work?

July 30th, 2010, 02:47 PM	#3
Peau Peep Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The Sunny South Coast of England Posts: 653 Thanks: 1,960 Thanked 5,859 Times in 612 Posts	I managed to pull using the imortal line "What's a nice girl like you doing on your own at this time of night?" 30 minutes I was up to my nuts in guts!!

August 18th, 2010, 02:12 PM	#6
magicDiamond Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 45 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 1,489 Times in 46 Posts	the best one i have works usually 45 minutes after you say it and it has worked for me 50% of the time. " can i kiss you where you pee pee" dont doubt it till you try it.

August 18th, 2010, 05:32 PM	#8
cutilaie Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Planet Earth Posts: 1,089 Thanks: 25,797 Thanked 29,495 Times in 1,087 Posts	"Hello there, do you happen to know where the nearest tropical fish store is?"

August 20th, 2010, 05:43 PM	#9
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	If you go up to 100 women and say, "Hey babe, whattya say we go tear off a piece?", you'll get a lot of indignant responses, slaps and dirty looks, but odds are someone will say, "OK!"