[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by SpermShooter

Once, about thirty years back, I was asleep when I heard a loud creaking noise. Sitting up in bed I saw the floor was being pushed up from underneath. To this day I don't know what it could have been and no one in my family believes me....

Ok SS (Which reminds me I really should give GreatGrandPappyGoringJoker a call) confession time

It was me

Look my parents (No relation) left me in the crib (While in the next room they desperately tried to contact Barnum`s circus) that first night back from the hospital.

For the criminally insane

But also failed to pop ear plugs into my lugs , so I heard your sensual (By the way,who`s Bernard ) lusty groans (Some might say ) and in my innocence accidentally got the horn

Hey

I was 28 years old alright !.

Plus very grateful you were nine floors above me .. Otherwise I could have killed you