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Originally Posted by fleetwood77
I know somebody who shat himself when he was drunk.
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Its amazing, and what a coincidence that you should mention someone having shitting themselves while drunk! That happened with a girl that a friend and I were with one evening some many years ago.
This is a true story ... One evening my friend and I were driving around and we saw and picked up this girl that we both knew. After a bit more driving around it was decided that we would hit the liquor store and pick up some vodka and orange juice to make Screwdrivers.
We took her to my friend's father's place of business which had an office equipped with a couch. Naturally we mixed our drinks on the weaker side and made hers more potent. Within a short while she was blitzed and began taking her clothes off (complaining that it was quite warm in there) as did my friend. I typically don't like "sloppy seconds" but, I let my friend go first because it was his father's place we were using -- and boy am I glad that I did!
My friend began to fuck her on the couch while I sat at his father's desk waiting for my turn, and within a few minutes I started to smell a strong odor (stink) of shit! All of a sudden my friend jumped up and began screaming and yelling, "this bitch just shit all over the couch!"
Luckily, his father's place also had a shower which had one of those hand-held shower hose attachments. He threw her in there and began hosing her off and then proceeded to clean the shit off the couch! (Fortunately, it was a leather couch and not cloth so it cleaned rather easily.)
I'm really sorry that had to happen to my friend, but I'm sure glad that he went first because otherwise it would have most-certainly been "sloppy firsts" for me instead of "sloppy seconds"!
What had started out, and what was supposed to be a fun-filled evening, turned out to be a real shitty time -- literally!
Needless to say, instead of my friend getting laid he got fucked -- and I luckily escaped unscathed!