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A 90-year-old man shows up at a whorehouse. He slaps his $100 bucks down on the counter, but all the girls just laugh at him. Except for one kind-hearted girl, who takes his money and walks him upstairs. No sooner do they get into the room and undressed, than the old man makes the most wild, energetic and passionate love to the hooker...the best she'd ever had.
"Wow! You're unbelievable!" she says, adding, "Let's do it again...on the house!"
"Okay," the oldie says, "but first I'll have to take a 15-minute nap, during which you must hold onto my penis with both hands."
The hooker agrees, and after awakening the man repeats his incredible performance.
"Let's do it again...I'll even pay YOU!!" she exclaims. "But first, I gotta know...what's with the nap and the hands-on-your-penis bit??"
The old man answers, "As far as the nap is concerned, hey...I'm 90 years old. And the holding my penis with both hands? Well, the last time I was in here, one of the girls stole my wallet."
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