If i was an Australian, i'd probably be a moderator on a site very much like this one
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Originally Posted by billybunter
Vegemite is one aussie food I can't handle. WTF is it!?
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Yeast extract, a by-product of beer.
tmee's right. We don't actually eat it. We just like to watch you guys try to
We generally have a far healthier diet
As for Aussie sheila's, some of the best in the world.
As to the lack of Aussie porn.
Why pay to watch, when you can be paid to participate?
I think the rest of the worlds female 'porn stars' feel a little threatend, as the expression 'to suck a golf ball through a garden hose' is just standard training for our outback girls who generally don't have adequate plumbing and have to siphon beer, water and fuel through various hoses.
Aussie girls are plentiful,
talented 
down to earth
and will bend over backwards to please you.
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Another brief word about our wildlife.
Never, under any circumstances, not even if he can prove he hasn't been drinking and takes a breathalyser test,
Never let a dingo drive your car.