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Estreeter · September 22nd, 2013, 02:04 PM

Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.

A gay bloke walks into a straight bar, the bartender says "Hey, i know you're fag, i got no problem with that. Just don't go to the dunny, because you're just gonna go jerk off, and I just painted the walls."

"Whatever." the gay guy drinks a few beers, watches and talks to some people. He's gotta go take a leak. He waits for the bartender to be busy, and sneaks off to the bathroom.

Seeing neither the gay guy, or a paid his tab, the bartender knows, the guy is in the bathroom. He runs back, just as the gay guy comes out of the bathroom.

The barkeep peeks in the bathroom, and discovers cum literally all over the walls. "Dammit, i told you not to go in here, I knew you'd jerk off."

Insulted, the gay bloke replies, "I didn't jerk off, I only farted."

September 22nd, 2013, 02:04 PM	#9
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,798 Times in 60,322 Posts	Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep the tip. A gay bloke walks into a straight bar, the bartender says "Hey, i know you're fag, i got no problem with that. Just don't go to the dunny, because you're just gonna go jerk off, and I just painted the walls." "Whatever." the gay guy drinks a few beers, watches and talks to some people. He's gotta go take a leak. He waits for the bartender to be busy, and sneaks off to the bathroom. Seeing neither the gay guy, or a paid his tab, the bartender knows, the guy is in the bathroom. He runs back, just as the gay guy comes out of the bathroom. The barkeep peeks in the bathroom, and discovers cum literally all over the walls. "Dammit, i told you not to go in here, I knew you'd jerk off." Insulted, the gay bloke replies, "I didn't jerk off, I only farted." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.