Russian president Vladimir Putin will call newly sworn-in President Trump in the coming days, a Kremlin spokesman said early Saturday.
Hmmm....
SCENE: The White House
Receptionist: President Trump? I have President Vladimir Putin on line #3.
President Trump: Great - put him through.
President Putin: Hello. Is that President Donald Trump?
President Trump: This is he.
President Putin: Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?
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"I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"
Johnny Mnemonic (1995)
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