There was a young lady from France,
Who boarded a bus in a trance.
The passengers fucked her,
And then the conductor,
While the driver came off in his pants.
There was a young man from Kent,
Whose tool was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble,
He pushed it in double,
And instead of coming -- he went!
A randy old bishop named Denzel
Sharpened it up like a pencil.
It went through an actress,
Two sheets and a mattress,
And shattered a bedroom utensil!
There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
A bright blue lily
Grew out of his Willy,
And his arse was a garden of weeds.
A randy young plumber named Lee,
Was plumbing his girl by the sea.
Said the girl "stop plumbing --
There's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber (still plumbing) "it's me!"
There was a young man from Australia,
Who painted his arse like a dahlia.
At five cents a smell,
It went down bloody well,
But at ten cents a lick was a failure.
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