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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen
Deaf Genie grants your wish to suck on my toaster. Unfortunately for you, I left it plugged in this morning, so between the massive burns on your mouth and face and the electricity coursing through your body causing your muscles to spasm, the encounter is something less than you had hoped for. Also, I make you mop up the puddle of urine on my kitchen floor when you are done while whipping you with the toaster cord.
I wish to be on vacation in Tahiti. |
Er! That's actually quite do-able. Just save up.
But hey! No one corrupted my wish of three posts ago. Does that mean I can have my wish?
