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**teaktop** · June 7th, 2017, 09:08 PM

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of an aphrodisiac that actually worked on women.
Granted..
There are a number of scenarios e.g.
Your gay its bugger all use to you then
Your a eunuck ...as above
Or Granted...
Day 1 doorbell rings you run to the door,and there at your doorstep are 5 of the
most beautiful Movie Actresses in the World hungry for your cock
Day 2 ding dong you jog to your door and there are 5 of the most beautiful
Models in the world gagging for you
Day 3 Slightly tired walk to the door ,5 sexiest pornstars suck you sooo good and hard it felt like your brain was sucked outta yer knob
Day 4 crawling now ...5 of the girls you always wanted but never had
Day 5 you cant get up you roll outta bed snail like on your belly slowly get to door.....20 boyfriends are here for revenge......

I wish I owned VEF and I would give everybody a pay rise....[ahhh arent I sweet?]

June 7th, 2017, 09:08 PM	#3450
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,068 Thanks: 54,343 Thanked 117,375 Times in 7,087 Posts	I wish I had a lifetimes supply of an aphrodisiac that actually worked on women. Granted.. There are a number of scenarios e.g. Your gay its bugger all use to you then Your a eunuck ...as above Or Granted... Day 1 doorbell rings you run to the door,and there at your doorstep are 5 of the most beautiful Movie Actresses in the World hungry for your cock Day 2 ding dong you jog to your door and there are 5 of the most beautiful Models in the world gagging for you Day 3 Slightly tired walk to the door ,5 sexiest pornstars suck you sooo good and hard it felt like your brain was sucked outta yer knob Day 4 crawling now ...5 of the girls you always wanted but never had Day 5 you cant get up you roll outta bed snail like on your belly slowly get to door.....20 boyfriends are here for revenge...... I wish I owned VEF and I would give everybody a pay rise....[ahhh arent I sweet?] __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by teaktop; June 7th, 2017 at 09:36 PM..