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Wish granted. But then Pence as President institutes Christian reform laws for the USA, the phenomenon sweeps the western world, and a multinational Moral Police agency begins to scour all that is "unclean" from society, including porn. One day you discover that you can't get on to VEF. But your attempt to log on has been noted. Later, the morals police kick down your door and seize your computer and all of your porn mags and films. You are carted off to Morals Prison for rehabilitation, and the only woman you see again for 10 years is a 300 pound guard named Myrna, who has a face like the ass end of a garbage truck.

I wish I had a device that would instantly teleport me to a beautiful deserted tropical island and back at the touch of a button, so I could escape the cold winter at will, whenever I needed a few hours of tropical warmth.