98, 99, 100 ... OK, ready or not here I come!
Credit to will
She could be thinking a couple of things here ...
1) "I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I seen bigger on a mouse!"
2) "Just my luck, my first cock and this is what I get!"
Credit to tarquinsuperbu
"Whew, that's much better! I sure hope she doesn't let go of my nose!