A woman is in the supermarket after work buying a bottle of wine, a TV dinner and some cat food. While she is waiting in line at the checkout with her purchases, she feels a tap on her shoulder. She turns around, to see the handsomest man she has ever seen, dude is like Brad Pitt. Her heart skips a beat.
The handsome stranger smiles at her, and she melts inside. "Excuse me," he says, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but are you single?"
The woman smiles back, pats her hair, and says "Why yes, I am as a matter of fact, how could you tell?"
"Because you're really fucking ugly." The man replies.
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