"You may leave here for 4 days in space, but when you return it's the same old place
The pounding of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next door neighbour, but don't forget to say grace"
- Barry McGuire 'Eve of Destruction'
"My wife asks me if I ever masturbate thinking about her, and I say no, of course not. What am I going to fantasize about? Picking her up from the airport and getting yelled at?"
- Louis CK
"Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy. Canada is like an intelligent, 35 year old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner."
- Douglas Adams
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