Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little bastard
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy
then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle
All over the bedside clock
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock
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