I am human, and I do make mistakes
I got it wrong
You were right all along - I am a crook
I've been robbing you blind - sorry, I'll give it all back
My daughter is even more honest than me
My wife does have to vommit when she 'touches' me
I love Mexicans
I would never pay a porn star for sex - I wouldn't need to with my looks
Mike ; please take over
I'm going for a round of golf with James Comey
Kim Jong-un is a right un
Yes - it is a wig
It's true - I am that Stupid