I never had an uncle Bob - which is a pity, because I think Bob is an excellent name for an uncle. I did however have an uncle Dickie, which is also quite a good name for an uncle - but not as solid or dependable as Bob. A Bob will always be there for you and teach you how to roller-skate or help you build a go-cart, whereas a Dickie will lead you astray by showing you the best way to dodge a bus fare or bunk into the pictures. On second thoughts, I think I prefer Dickie.
Regards.
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Einstein)
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