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**Silicone Carne** · March 15th, 2018, 07:42 AM

Tomb Raider

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Young Lara Croft is searching for her dad on an isolated dangerous island...

I didn't have high hopes about this movie so I wasn't that much disappointed. Aaaaaaand... it's awful!
Vikander tries to look tough but doesn't seem that concerned in her non-Oscar worthy performance. And to be honest, it's not (only) a "boobs" thing but it's still hard to imagine her as the title character. Even if the Lara from the reboot game from 2013 wasn't the sexual icone she was in the first game, she was still a sexy immature doll with curves, a rich student with no fighting experience. Here she's a sort of nonsensic rebel who's practicing close combat and is a biking expert...

The all daddy plot is so common and cliche that it quickly drowns the script into the abyss of generic action adventure films, the main villain is a villain, the director isn't that good (his early northern european horror flicks were way better) and the movie looks some kind of cheap. For Christy Canyon's sake, it cost one hundred million to produce so where's the money?!

I'm not pretty sure that's gonna be a box-office hit and it'll probably never get any sequel but another reboot in five years or so. And both games from 2013 & 2015 were adult games, with gruesome and tense situations. The film is nothing more than the usual PG13 flick made for family viewing. And frankly, it's a very boring one. I almost felt asleep twice. Truly!
Tomb Raider is a worthless piece of crap that can't even be hated because it's too basic and transparent to be hated.

March 15th, 2018, 07:42 AM	#10847
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