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Old October 30th, 2007, 10:43 PM   #6
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Default Re: Did your mum find your porn mags?

When I was a child, my mother was the one, who censored every usual magazine by glueing some little paper sheets on every naked boobies she found: advertisings, magazine covers and so one. She wants to protect me, but she makes me really and more curious about womens anatomy.
A good schoolfriend of mine, gaves me the first porn mag with masturbating girls in it, when I was at the age of 15. Wow, it was a revelation for me and I wanted more. So my collection grows very fast and it was very hard to hide them. And she found it, but no word about her discovery to me at this time.

A year later some really 'nice' neighbour – a dirty old asshole – starts a rumour that I could be gay. So my mother told to everybody who asked her about this: "My son is absolutely not a gay, I know it"
Some days later she said to me: "Hey son, I know that you're not gay, because I found your 'special' mags. Now don't be ashamed about this, it's OK!" And then she said:"At first, I was disgusted. But then I thought, hey, he's a normal growing up teenager and he is curious about girls, so what?!" Then she told me something more about relationship between man and woman, and that these mags only showing a small part and mostly presenting a distorted view of love.
After that day, she never more said any words about my mags. So I think I really had and have one of the greatest mums ever.

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