It's simple:
1) Buy a wrecked used Camaro and wreck it again.
2) Buy a nicer used Camaro for those black tie social occasions.
3) Get a mullet haircut.
4) Obtain the collectors edition of David Spade's movie "Joe Dirt." Unfortunately, David was snubbed for an Oscar for this role.
5) If you can find one, get a 69 Dodge Daytona with the big fin on the back.
For our non-American fans: The 69 Dodge Daytona was a limited production and nearly impossible to find now. Even a wrecked one would be a one in a million chance.
